The Republic of Lazerbeak and Buzzsaw is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 150 million Lazerbeak and Buzzsawians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Lazerbeak and Buzzsawian economy, worth 5.08 trillion Shanixes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 33,858 Shanixes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lazerbeak and Buzzsaw's national animal is the Bird.

Lazerbeak and Buzzsaw is ranked 123,180^th in the world and 8^th in Planet Cybertron for Most Corrupt Governments, with 7.12 kickbacks per hour.